Not all Yard Sales are Created Equal on the Death Star
Constantly trying to keep on good terms with Emperor Palpatine, Stormtrooper Bruce has come up yet with another idea hoping to help raise credits for The P's find the droid campaign next year.
TK-1110: I'm having trouble with this whole Yard Sale concept. What's a yard?
TK-432: Who cares? We're just here to make sure no one buys the t.v.
STB: Guys, I'm selling stuff I don't need any more. You remember the P's last pep rally, he said we all need to do our part to reduce clutter onboard. And surprisingly I had lots of clutter!
TK-432: Pretty sure he didn't mean pulling junk out of the trash compactor. Can you say pink porcelain throne?
STB: That wasn't in the trash, it was in…well I probably shouldn't say.
TK-1110: Well, you probably shouldn't do a lot of things you do, but that's never stopped you before.
STB: True that, but sometimes I just can't help myself.
TK-432: Like brown nosing a certain Person to raise credits for his futile campaigns?
STB: Wish I could remove the clutter from your brains. When I asked you two about this you both thought this was a great idea.
TK-1110: You also plied us with endless coolers of brewskies before asking our opinion.
TK-432: You also said everything would sell in minutes, and then movie night could start early. We've been here for hours and there's no end in sight. No food either.
STB: Granted it looked better on paper but even I have to admit a Yard Sale was a lame idea to have on a Death Star.
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Not all Yard Sales are Created Equal on the Death Star
Constantly trying to keep on good terms with Emperor Palpatine, Stormtrooper Bruce has come up yet with another idea hoping to help raise credits for The P's find the droid campaign next year.
TK-1110: I'm having trouble with this whole Yard Sale concept. What's a yard?
TK-432: Who cares? We're just here to make sure no one buys the t.v.
STB: Guys, I'm selling stuff I don't need any more. You remember the P's last pep rally, he said we all need to do our part to reduce clutter onboard. And surprisingly I had lots of clutter!
TK-432: Pretty sure he didn't mean pulling junk out of the trash compactor. Can you say pink porcelain throne?
STB: That wasn't in the trash, it was in…well I probably shouldn't say.
TK-1110: Well, you probably shouldn't do a lot of things you do, but that's never stopped you before.
STB: True that, but sometimes I just can't help myself.
TK-432: Like brown nosing a certain Person to raise credits for his futile campaigns?
STB: Wish I could remove the clutter from your brains. When I asked you two about this you both thought this was a great idea.
TK-1110: You also plied us with endless coolers of brewskies before asking our opinion.
TK-432: You also said everything would sell in minutes, and then movie night could start early. We've been here for hours and there's no end in sight. No food either.
STB: Granted it looked better on paper but even I have to admit a Yard Sale was a lame idea to have on a Death Star.
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