Winner Winner No Chicken Dinner on the Death Star

The Holiday Bake Off Winners have been announced along with the prizes. And to no ones surprise, Palpatine has thrown in a new twist. And to no ones surprise, Stormtrooper Bruce is laying in his bed sulking. Again.

 

STB: Dang! Really? I came in fourth this year which is a Total insult! And now there’s 6, six, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 prizes and we get to chose in order of our ranking. All that’s going to be left are the Bantha Poo Prizes when it’s my turn!

 

TK-432: Dude, chillax! They're all Poo Prizes if you ask me. Besides, there were over a hundred contestants this year and you made it into the top four!

 

TK-1110: Since when do we have a game room onboard this ship? it must be on the Officer's Deck. And who wants to go there?

 

STB: When's Fett getting back? I need to go planet hopping with him again. Clear my head. Get a few hangovers. Do some target practice.

 

TK-432: I hope not in that order!

 

TK-1110: Just let him vent. He was robbed and we all know it. After we finish this cooler and watch a few movies he'll start to mellow out.

 

STB: Wanna bet?

 

TK-432: Dude, you know the P does this every year. We have this same conversation every holiday. Just put your big trooper panties on and deal with it.

 

STB: Maybe you're right. After a few coolers things might not seem so bad. So until then, I'll just lay here and wish everyone a Happy New Year!

 

TK-432: Dibs on his nachos if he passes out.

 

STB: I heard that.

 

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Taken on December 27, 2018