Don't Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth on the Death Star
Every once in a while Fett will surprise Stormtrooper Bruce with an unexpected act of kindness. After all, they've been friends for ages.
STB: Dude, I can't believe it! You've really outdone yourself this time.
Fett: Well, I figure you were overdue after all the pranks I've played on you.
STB: Um, you pinkie swear this isn't another one? I've pulled my share on you, too.
Fett: I pinkie swear. We're probably even by now.
STB: Probably. But still... Sure this isn't stolen property?
Fett: Well, it's confiscated off a transport when I captured two Vogons awhile back when they entered our galaxy. Who knows where they got it - so there's a 50/50 chance it is.
STB: In other words you can't reveal your source. I can live with that. And there's no booby traps when I reach a certain score?
Fett: No booby traps.
STB: No non-stop poetry when I’m done and trying to sleep?
Fett: Not a peep.
STB: No electrical shocks, no gushes of goo, no smelly farts?
Fett: None of that. But I’m starting to have second thoughts since you’ve made so many awesome suggestions. However, it’s yours. What you see is what you get.
STB: This just might be the best gift ever! Guess I better just stop while I’m ahead - and say Thank You!
Fett: Yes, I was wondering when you were going to get to that. And I'll say You're Welcome - otherwise we'll be at this for hours. Besides, that chicken's getting cold, and the cola's getting warm.
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Don't Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth on the Death Star
Every once in a while Fett will surprise Stormtrooper Bruce with an unexpected act of kindness. After all, they've been friends for ages.
STB: Dude, I can't believe it! You've really outdone yourself this time.
Fett: Well, I figure you were overdue after all the pranks I've played on you.
STB: Um, you pinkie swear this isn't another one? I've pulled my share on you, too.
Fett: I pinkie swear. We're probably even by now.
STB: Probably. But still... Sure this isn't stolen property?
Fett: Well, it's confiscated off a transport when I captured two Vogons awhile back when they entered our galaxy. Who knows where they got it - so there's a 50/50 chance it is.
STB: In other words you can't reveal your source. I can live with that. And there's no booby traps when I reach a certain score?
Fett: No booby traps.
STB: No non-stop poetry when I’m done and trying to sleep?
Fett: Not a peep.
STB: No electrical shocks, no gushes of goo, no smelly farts?
Fett: None of that. But I’m starting to have second thoughts since you’ve made so many awesome suggestions. However, it’s yours. What you see is what you get.
STB: This just might be the best gift ever! Guess I better just stop while I’m ahead - and say Thank You!
Fett: Yes, I was wondering when you were going to get to that. And I'll say You're Welcome - otherwise we'll be at this for hours. Besides, that chicken's getting cold, and the cola's getting warm.
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