Asking For It on the Death Star
When moral gets low on the Death Star, it's up to Palpatine to keep everyone if not happy at least motivated to be the best soldier they can be. Naturally, he delegates as much as possible to his officers, especially Vader. That's how to keep a smooth running ship. In theory. But Stormtrooper Bruce doesn't make things easy.
Vader: Pardon my intrusion on your little get-together. What, may I ask, are you doing this time?
STB: Teaching patience. Inner calm.
TK-432: If I can stand still for 30 minutes I get to pick next week's movies!
TK-1110: So far, he’s made it 6 minutes. He gets three tries and this is his second one.
Vader: I don’t have time for this nonsense! I'm here because I have an important announcement to make.
STB: You're changing your name every day like Palpatine's nephew does?
TK-432: You're running away to join the circus?
TK-1110: Dudes! Are you two crazy? We should hear him out.
Vader: Well, at least one of you isn't at risk of KP for a month. Anyway, as I was saying...
STB: The shipwide picnic has been cancelled?
Vader: No. It's...
STB: There's been a breakout in the Petting Zoo and the experimental creatures have reached the inhabited levels. And we have to abandon ship?
Vader: No! What I wanted to...
STB: Hoth has finally melted and there's popsicles for everyone?
Vader: What? No! No! NO!! I was here to announce....
STB:
Vader: The Emperor came up with a few ideas to boost morale which are questionable. I was going to let you help decide which one has possibilities, but now I'll decide. And you will have to detail my ship, clean my quarters, and I'm sure I can come up with something else.
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Asking For It on the Death Star
When moral gets low on the Death Star, it's up to Palpatine to keep everyone if not happy at least motivated to be the best soldier they can be. Naturally, he delegates as much as possible to his officers, especially Vader. That's how to keep a smooth running ship. In theory. But Stormtrooper Bruce doesn't make things easy.
Vader: Pardon my intrusion on your little get-together. What, may I ask, are you doing this time?
STB: Teaching patience. Inner calm.
TK-432: If I can stand still for 30 minutes I get to pick next week's movies!
TK-1110: So far, he’s made it 6 minutes. He gets three tries and this is his second one.
Vader: I don’t have time for this nonsense! I'm here because I have an important announcement to make.
STB: You're changing your name every day like Palpatine's nephew does?
TK-432: You're running away to join the circus?
TK-1110: Dudes! Are you two crazy? We should hear him out.
Vader: Well, at least one of you isn't at risk of KP for a month. Anyway, as I was saying...
STB: The shipwide picnic has been cancelled?
Vader: No. It's...
STB: There's been a breakout in the Petting Zoo and the experimental creatures have reached the inhabited levels. And we have to abandon ship?
Vader: No! What I wanted to...
STB: Hoth has finally melted and there's popsicles for everyone?
Vader: What? No! No! NO!! I was here to announce....
STB:
Vader: The Emperor came up with a few ideas to boost morale which are questionable. I was going to let you help decide which one has possibilities, but now I'll decide. And you will have to detail my ship, clean my quarters, and I'm sure I can come up with something else.
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Viewing Large is always Fun. Just click on the image.