Using Diplomacy on the Death Star
Like most work places, rumors are rampant, spreading like a bad cold - getting worse with each telling. So when Darth Vader hears Stormtrooper Bruce is in dire straits, he has to confirm the validity of said rumor. It simply doesn't look good when an Elite Commander is having issues, even if it is STB.
Vader: Pardon my intru ... ... sion ...
STB: Sir, no apologies necessary. You know you're always welcome here.
Vader: We both know that is not true but I appreciate the thought. I'm here because of some troubling news I heard about you and wanted to see if it was true.
STB: Sir, what ever it is, I didn't do it.
Vader: Again, we both know that is probably not true. But... your quarters are ... shall I say .. rather sparse looking. And dark.
STB: I sent everything to be fumigated due to the epidemic on board.
Vader: Doctors stated we just needed to be inoculated. Want to tell the truth?
STB: Well...
Vader: Don't tell me. Let me guess. Fett has something to do with this?
STB: Well...
Vader: This is hard for me to say… but… I'll offer to share my quarters until yours are restored. I still have that bedroll you used back when I commandeered your quarters.
STB: Umm…
Vader: My tv works.
STB:
Vader: And I have a coffee maker.
STB: While I appreciate your most generous offer, Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to decline. And let’s just leave it at that.
Vader: For once, I find your lack of cooperation most pleasing. If the Emperor asks, I did make the offer. Just saying.
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Using Diplomacy on the Death Star
Like most work places, rumors are rampant, spreading like a bad cold - getting worse with each telling. So when Darth Vader hears Stormtrooper Bruce is in dire straits, he has to confirm the validity of said rumor. It simply doesn't look good when an Elite Commander is having issues, even if it is STB.
Vader: Pardon my intru ... ... sion ...
STB: Sir, no apologies necessary. You know you're always welcome here.
Vader: We both know that is not true but I appreciate the thought. I'm here because of some troubling news I heard about you and wanted to see if it was true.
STB: Sir, what ever it is, I didn't do it.
Vader: Again, we both know that is probably not true. But... your quarters are ... shall I say .. rather sparse looking. And dark.
STB: I sent everything to be fumigated due to the epidemic on board.
Vader: Doctors stated we just needed to be inoculated. Want to tell the truth?
STB: Well...
Vader: Don't tell me. Let me guess. Fett has something to do with this?
STB: Well...
Vader: This is hard for me to say… but… I'll offer to share my quarters until yours are restored. I still have that bedroll you used back when I commandeered your quarters.
STB: Umm…
Vader: My tv works.
STB:
Vader: And I have a coffee maker.
STB: While I appreciate your most generous offer, Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to decline. And let’s just leave it at that.
Vader: For once, I find your lack of cooperation most pleasing. If the Emperor asks, I did make the offer. Just saying.
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