Debating on the Death Star

It's movie night again and Stormtrooper Bruce and his friends are having a friendly discussion on a classic theme which everyone seems to have an opinion.

 

STB: Guys, Voorhees, Kruger or Myers?

 

TK-432: What? The translator must be broken because you're mumbling.

 

TK-1110: No, silly, he's asking about villains. Who is the baddest, the most fearsome, the most ruthless?

 

TK-432: Oh, well why didn't he say so? Clearly it's Voldemort, or is it the Predator? Wait, what about Leatherface?

 

TK-1110: Actually I was thinking Pinhead, Candy Man, or even Pumpkinhead.

 

STB: Oh, you both make good points. Now that I think about it, there's also Sauron, The Borg Queen, and Negan.

 

TK-432: This could take all night. I can think of even more to add to the list, but if I do, I'll have nightmares for a month. They're all too horrible to think about.

 

STB: True, but the question still remains. So, if they were all put in a giant galactic cage match who would reign victorious?

 

TK-1110: The carnage would be epic. That'd make an awesome movie.

 

TK-432: You guys are loco. You sure you didn't sneak some of those experimental Botanical Garden mushrooms on this pizza?

 

STB: Don't tell me you're squeamish after all these years!

 

TK-432: Nope! No way! Not in the least. Well, yes. Kinda sorta. Real carnage - no. Movie carnage - yes. So let's move on to the next big debate.

 

STB: Which is?

 

TK-432: Boxers or briefs?

 

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