Technically Speaking on the Death Star
Boba Fett has returned to the Death Star after a successful mission, delivering yet another outlaw to Palpatine. And now the fun begins.
Fett: As you may recall I never actually said the words I promise to return your skateboard intact. I said everything else except those specific words.
STB: Do I even want to hear the next words out of your mouth?
Fett: Probably not but I'll say them anyway. See that on the floor at your feet? Well, it's your you-know-what.
STB: Um, say what?
Fett: What.
STB: Fair warning. It's been a very long week, and I'm in a really bad mood. So unless you want me to go wookiee on you, you might want to start this conversation over again.
Fett: Sorry, do overs are for rebel scum and I don't see any here. As I was saying.. . That's your you-know-what. Or what's left of it.
STB: You do realize your cache of weapons is right behind me. And I know how to use every single one of them?
Fett: True. But hear me out before you blast me to smithereens. The P was good on his word, double credits, so I'm making good on my promise of a trip back to The Moss.
STB: Perfect. I can bury your remains in the desert and no one will ever know.
Fett: Also true. But let’s not get hasty.
STB: What. Now you‘re quoting Treebeard?
Fett: If the shoe fits. But, technically since I never actually really promised anything and you STILL loaned me your board, then the only one at fault here is you.
STB: You're messing with me again. Right?
Fett: Do mynocks have lips?
STB: So I get a free trip to Mos Eisley, and then get blast you later? Sounds like a win win situation for me.
Fett: Dude, sorry to burst your bubble but no blasting allowed. If we both make it back safe and ... safe, I’ll tell you where I hid your skateboard.
STB: So you're going to leave me hanging until then? I have to wait to find out if this really is this my board or not?
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Technically Speaking on the Death Star
Boba Fett has returned to the Death Star after a successful mission, delivering yet another outlaw to Palpatine. And now the fun begins.
Fett: As you may recall I never actually said the words I promise to return your skateboard intact. I said everything else except those specific words.
STB: Do I even want to hear the next words out of your mouth?
Fett: Probably not but I'll say them anyway. See that on the floor at your feet? Well, it's your you-know-what.
STB: Um, say what?
Fett: What.
STB: Fair warning. It's been a very long week, and I'm in a really bad mood. So unless you want me to go wookiee on you, you might want to start this conversation over again.
Fett: Sorry, do overs are for rebel scum and I don't see any here. As I was saying.. . That's your you-know-what. Or what's left of it.
STB: You do realize your cache of weapons is right behind me. And I know how to use every single one of them?
Fett: True. But hear me out before you blast me to smithereens. The P was good on his word, double credits, so I'm making good on my promise of a trip back to The Moss.
STB: Perfect. I can bury your remains in the desert and no one will ever know.
Fett: Also true. But let’s not get hasty.
STB: What. Now you‘re quoting Treebeard?
Fett: If the shoe fits. But, technically since I never actually really promised anything and you STILL loaned me your board, then the only one at fault here is you.
STB: You're messing with me again. Right?
Fett: Do mynocks have lips?
STB: So I get a free trip to Mos Eisley, and then get blast you later? Sounds like a win win situation for me.
Fett: Dude, sorry to burst your bubble but no blasting allowed. If we both make it back safe and ... safe, I’ll tell you where I hid your skateboard.
STB: So you're going to leave me hanging until then? I have to wait to find out if this really is this my board or not?
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