Driving A Hard Bargain on the Death Star

In an effort to capture an illusive Rebel Outlaw for Palpatine, Boba Fett has come up with an idea he thinks will work, but for once needs Stormtrooper Bruce's assistance.

 

STB: Well here is it, but I still don't see how this will help.

 

Fett: I told you half a dozen times already. He's a Mon Calamari with a passion for all kinds of vehicles, especially primitive ones.

 

STB: And I keep telling you this isn't a primitive vehicle.

 

Fett: It is has wheels and gets you from point A to point B then it's a vehicle. He's from Mon Cala, so he's never seen or heard of a skateboard. I checked the universal translator and there’s not even a word for it in their vocabulary.

 

STB: And you promise I'll get this back.

 

Fett: I told you already.

 

STB: So tell me again. I'll get this back.

 

Fett: Of course.

 

STB: Without any scratches, dings, dents, mars, bullet holes or scorched areas.

 

Fett: What do you think I am?

 

STB I know what you are - which is why I'm asking. So say it.

 

Fett: It.

 

STB: For the love of the Emperor stop messing with me or you can’t borrow it.

 

Fett: But if I don’t mess with you, who will?

 

STB: Just promise I’ll get it back in one piece, not pieces, not one piece as in just the rear axle, the entire board intact, a solid unit and not glued together.

 

Fett: You drive a hard bargain. Once the P pays out the reward money, double credits, maybe and I mean maybe, I’ll treat us to another weekend at the Mos. I’m sure everyone has forgotten what happened last time we were there. Except for …

 

STB: Don’t say it. Stop right there or the board stays with me.

 

Fett: Dude. Chillax! I’m still messing with you.

 

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