Chick Flick Time on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce got wind Vader was planning unannounced security inspections on the officer's deck, medical bay, and other random locations - so he has prepared for the inevitable. Anything to mess with Vader. And of course the guys are always willing to play along.
Vader: Pardon my intrusion on your little… What in the Great Galaxy is going on this time?!?
STB: It's movie night tonight, like it always is on the start of every weekend.
Vader: Well, I see that, but really? You've pulled some crazy stunts before but this - this is all a wee bit … nauseating.
STB: The guys always complain about how few dates they get. So I'm teaching them how to be more sensitive and understanding.
TK-432: And - we're watching Chick Flicks so we'll have something to talk about.
TK-1110: I've learned a lot already. I've always considered myself rough and tough, hardened to withstand anything, but watching these movies is a new kind of torture. And I'm actually almost liking them.
STB: Lord Vader, would you like to join us? You just might learn something, too.
Vader: I've already learned enough. You always seem to be doing something insane whenever I show up. It's almost like you do it on purpose.
TK-432: We always have lots of fun on movie nights. We never know WHAT to expect.
Vader: Well, I know - this is worse than any asteroid field I've ever encountered. Flowers, petit fours and a teddy bear? Oh, my!
STB: You won't tell anyone about this will you, sir? If word gets out everyone will want to join us for sensitivity training.
Vader: You're joking, right? Someone needs their head examined and it's not me. On second thought, maybe it IS me because I keep coming here expecting something close to normal. Chick flicks are NOT normal.
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Chick Flick Time on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce got wind Vader was planning unannounced security inspections on the officer's deck, medical bay, and other random locations - so he has prepared for the inevitable. Anything to mess with Vader. And of course the guys are always willing to play along.
Vader: Pardon my intrusion on your little… What in the Great Galaxy is going on this time?!?
STB: It's movie night tonight, like it always is on the start of every weekend.
Vader: Well, I see that, but really? You've pulled some crazy stunts before but this - this is all a wee bit … nauseating.
STB: The guys always complain about how few dates they get. So I'm teaching them how to be more sensitive and understanding.
TK-432: And - we're watching Chick Flicks so we'll have something to talk about.
TK-1110: I've learned a lot already. I've always considered myself rough and tough, hardened to withstand anything, but watching these movies is a new kind of torture. And I'm actually almost liking them.
STB: Lord Vader, would you like to join us? You just might learn something, too.
Vader: I've already learned enough. You always seem to be doing something insane whenever I show up. It's almost like you do it on purpose.
TK-432: We always have lots of fun on movie nights. We never know WHAT to expect.
Vader: Well, I know - this is worse than any asteroid field I've ever encountered. Flowers, petit fours and a teddy bear? Oh, my!
STB: You won't tell anyone about this will you, sir? If word gets out everyone will want to join us for sensitivity training.
Vader: You're joking, right? Someone needs their head examined and it's not me. On second thought, maybe it IS me because I keep coming here expecting something close to normal. Chick flicks are NOT normal.
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