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Side Effects on the Death Star

After seeing the unusual side effects these deviled eggs caused, Boba Fett decided to see what they would do to Palpatine when he came to deliver his latest list of who he'd placed a bounty on.

 

Paplatine: I must admit, these eggs bring back memories of when my mother would serve them on special occasions. But hers were never this tasty. My compliments to the chef.

 

Fett: What? Your mother served them on... but how do these remind you of those?

 

Palpatine: Surely you noticed the faint purple tint. I immediately recognized them, and suspect you were trying to trick me in to eating them.

 

Fett: What? Trick you? They're just deviled eggs.

 

Palpatine: Yes, trick me. These eggs have unusual side effects on anyone who eats too many. They differ from person to person. From your incessant giggling I assume that's what they do to you - make you giggle.

 

Fett: Sorry sir, I'll stop giggling. And I'm still not following you. They're just eggs.

 

Palpatine: No, they're from a chameleon like bird creature, I don't recall it's name, but because of it's biochemistry, when ingested in any form, effects everyone differently. Its eggs are the worst.

 

Fett; OK, lets assume these are those eggs. Why would you still eat them? And what side effect did they have on you?

 

Palpatine: As I recall, they effected my eyesight, I saw everything in rainbow colors. I was curious but sadly I'm not seeing rainbow colors, so I must not be having any side effects. And these must not be those eggs.

 

Fett: Apology accepted. And thanks for the Naughty List, I'll be sure to bring 'em in as quickly as possible.

 

Palpatine: Preferably alive - as they need to be interrogated. And thanks for this second plate, they'll be perfect... for a midnight snack.

 

Fett: My pleasure. And I'll relay your compliments to the chef, too.

 

Palpatine: You're giggling again.

 

Fett: I'm sorry. Just thinking of new ways to capture those...

 

PalpatineL No you're not. We both know why you're giggling. These ARE those eggs, aren't they?

 

Fett: Yes, sir. But not to worry. What happens in Fett's quarters stays in Fett's quarters.

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