Exercise For Dummies on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce has tried before to get the guys to exercise and things did not go as planned. Although it's Movie Night, STB has come up with a new plan he hopes will be better received this time.
TK-1110: Well, we do appreciate your enthusiasm and obvious concern for our wellbeing … But...
TK-432: Dude! No offense, but if we wanted to exercise we would be going to the gym, but our daily duties make going to the gym rather redundant. It’s the weekend and we just want to chill and relax
STB: You mean you just want to be slugs.
TK-1110: If the shoe fits.
TK-432: And I fail to understand how this ridiculous ball is supposed to keep us in shape.
STB: You're supposed to catch them with your HANDS. They are weighted to keep us fit and trim.
TK-432: They are weighted all right. I think I may have a concussion.
TK-1110: Don't even think about tossing that other one to me.
STB: You two can't humor me for 15 minutes?
TK-432: I don't see anything humorous about this at all.
TK-1110: Actually, you do look pretty funny with that thing on your head.
TK-432: Har-dee har har.
STB: So I guess you're not interested in the amazing fruit tray I prepared for tonight either?
TK-1110: We might be. As long as you promise a double pepperoni pizza with extra cheese & sauce will be arriving later?
TK-432: And brewskies!
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Exercise For Dummies on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce has tried before to get the guys to exercise and things did not go as planned. Although it's Movie Night, STB has come up with a new plan he hopes will be better received this time.
TK-1110: Well, we do appreciate your enthusiasm and obvious concern for our wellbeing … But...
TK-432: Dude! No offense, but if we wanted to exercise we would be going to the gym, but our daily duties make going to the gym rather redundant. It’s the weekend and we just want to chill and relax
STB: You mean you just want to be slugs.
TK-1110: If the shoe fits.
TK-432: And I fail to understand how this ridiculous ball is supposed to keep us in shape.
STB: You're supposed to catch them with your HANDS. They are weighted to keep us fit and trim.
TK-432: They are weighted all right. I think I may have a concussion.
TK-1110: Don't even think about tossing that other one to me.
STB: You two can't humor me for 15 minutes?
TK-432: I don't see anything humorous about this at all.
TK-1110: Actually, you do look pretty funny with that thing on your head.
TK-432: Har-dee har har.
STB: So I guess you're not interested in the amazing fruit tray I prepared for tonight either?
TK-1110: We might be. As long as you promise a double pepperoni pizza with extra cheese & sauce will be arriving later?
TK-432: And brewskies!
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.