Death Star Resolutions
Another new year has just begun. Another new year full of new challenges, new worlds to explore, and more rebels to defeat. But Stormtrooper Bruce and the guys haven’t quite worked out their New Year’s Resolutions.
STB: So, did either of you make any resolutions this year?
TK-432: Yes, and I've already broken most of them. No more swearing. And if I do - put a credit in a swear jar for every infraction. So by the end of the year I’ll be rich.
STB: Let me guess. You’re already swearing. Not putting credits in your swear jar - because you never even bothered to make one.
TK-1110: I made some resolutions. Find those stinking droids. Track down the Millennium Falcon. Build a sand castle on Tatooine, and an igloo condo on Hoth. Become omnipotent like Q. And finally, build another ...
STB: Wait, you're joking, right? Those are your resolutions?!?
TK-1110: Busted. Those are the P's. At least I'm guessing those are the kind of things he hopes to do.
TK-432: Dang, I was really looking forward to that igloo condo.
STB: Well, as for me, I resolve to stop with all the pranks, plotting and scheming when it comes to Fett, and not enter any more of the P’s contests. Oh, and eat more veggies!
TK-1110: Great galaxy! We must be in a parallel universe because you sound so serious I almost believe you!
STB: What. I’m serious as a Sith!
TK-1110: OK, this must be where we all get struck by lightening. But actually, I resolved years ago to not make resolutions because I always break them anyway.
TK-432: That’s a shame because I was really, really looking forward to that igloo condo!
STB: And I was hoping you both were looking forward to some homemade lasagna.
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Death Star Resolutions
Another new year has just begun. Another new year full of new challenges, new worlds to explore, and more rebels to defeat. But Stormtrooper Bruce and the guys haven’t quite worked out their New Year’s Resolutions.
STB: So, did either of you make any resolutions this year?
TK-432: Yes, and I've already broken most of them. No more swearing. And if I do - put a credit in a swear jar for every infraction. So by the end of the year I’ll be rich.
STB: Let me guess. You’re already swearing. Not putting credits in your swear jar - because you never even bothered to make one.
TK-1110: I made some resolutions. Find those stinking droids. Track down the Millennium Falcon. Build a sand castle on Tatooine, and an igloo condo on Hoth. Become omnipotent like Q. And finally, build another ...
STB: Wait, you're joking, right? Those are your resolutions?!?
TK-1110: Busted. Those are the P's. At least I'm guessing those are the kind of things he hopes to do.
TK-432: Dang, I was really looking forward to that igloo condo.
STB: Well, as for me, I resolve to stop with all the pranks, plotting and scheming when it comes to Fett, and not enter any more of the P’s contests. Oh, and eat more veggies!
TK-1110: Great galaxy! We must be in a parallel universe because you sound so serious I almost believe you!
STB: What. I’m serious as a Sith!
TK-1110: OK, this must be where we all get struck by lightening. But actually, I resolved years ago to not make resolutions because I always break them anyway.
TK-432: That’s a shame because I was really, really looking forward to that igloo condo!
STB: And I was hoping you both were looking forward to some homemade lasagna.
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