A Word To The Wise on the Death Star
Campaigns to raise money are a common thing on the Death Star with everyone trying to fund their missions, dreams and lost causes. Palpatine’s nephew is no different, and has his own agenda when he pays Stormtrooper Bruce a visit.
STB: Well, hello Little Dude, long time no see. Guess you and your family are still sequestered on the Officer’s Deck? Well, no matter. What brings you here, and what’s your name today?
Loki: Hello Unka Dude, I sure missed you. That Officer’s Deck is boring, no kids to play with after my lessons, just that Dark Vader. Momma doesn’t like him because he lets me have coffee and cookies. I’m here to sell more boxes of bubble gum like last time. Oh, and today I’m Loki.
STB: Yes, you are. And you’re selling bubble gum again? Still trying to raise credits to find those droids?
Loki: Goodness, no! It’s my Momma’s birdday and I want to buy her a new cookbook!
STB: Um, OK. I think I can guess why you’d want to do that.
Loki: She cried when no one liked her crabby pudding. But then she pulled up her big girl pennies, and she squeaked the recipe and made it even better.
STB: I think you mean she tweaked the recipe. And she made it better, you say?
Loki: Yes, she changed it to Choco-Octopus Pudding. And it was awful. I mean it was awfully good. And she said she has lots more better ideas, too!
STB: Oh! Well, that certainly is good to know!
Loki: Would you like to buy a box of bubble gum? I need lots of credits because I want to get her the biggest and bestest cookbook in the galaxy!
STB: Tell you what - put me down for three cases. I go on lots of missions and chewing gum always helps my ears. And you’ve certainly given me an earful today.
Loki: Wowzer, three cases! That’s more than Unka Pappy bought. When he heard about Momma's new recipes he wanted to help get that cookbook, too!
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A Word To The Wise on the Death Star
Campaigns to raise money are a common thing on the Death Star with everyone trying to fund their missions, dreams and lost causes. Palpatine’s nephew is no different, and has his own agenda when he pays Stormtrooper Bruce a visit.
STB: Well, hello Little Dude, long time no see. Guess you and your family are still sequestered on the Officer’s Deck? Well, no matter. What brings you here, and what’s your name today?
Loki: Hello Unka Dude, I sure missed you. That Officer’s Deck is boring, no kids to play with after my lessons, just that Dark Vader. Momma doesn’t like him because he lets me have coffee and cookies. I’m here to sell more boxes of bubble gum like last time. Oh, and today I’m Loki.
STB: Yes, you are. And you’re selling bubble gum again? Still trying to raise credits to find those droids?
Loki: Goodness, no! It’s my Momma’s birdday and I want to buy her a new cookbook!
STB: Um, OK. I think I can guess why you’d want to do that.
Loki: She cried when no one liked her crabby pudding. But then she pulled up her big girl pennies, and she squeaked the recipe and made it even better.
STB: I think you mean she tweaked the recipe. And she made it better, you say?
Loki: Yes, she changed it to Choco-Octopus Pudding. And it was awful. I mean it was awfully good. And she said she has lots more better ideas, too!
STB: Oh! Well, that certainly is good to know!
Loki: Would you like to buy a box of bubble gum? I need lots of credits because I want to get her the biggest and bestest cookbook in the galaxy!
STB: Tell you what - put me down for three cases. I go on lots of missions and chewing gum always helps my ears. And you’ve certainly given me an earful today.
Loki: Wowzer, three cases! That’s more than Unka Pappy bought. When he heard about Momma's new recipes he wanted to help get that cookbook, too!
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