The Secret Shoe on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce has been carrying a dark secret the past few weeks, and unable to bear the burden any longer asks his best friends to his quarters hoping for some advise.
Stormtrooper Bruce: Guys, you remember when Vader took over my quarters while Palpatine was making those upgrades to the officers quarters?
TK-432: Yes, it was awful. No movie nights, burgers or brewskies. Thought he'd never leave!
TK-1110: Um, what is THAT you're holding?
STB: THAT is why I asked you guys here. While cleaning up after Vader left, I found this under the bed. And I've been agonizing ever since about what to do?
TK-432: Dude, that's the ugliest shoe I've ever seen!
TK-1110: Dude! That's serious. The implications are... are...
STB: Exactly. Either A) Vader invited over a lady friend while he was here. Or B) Vader likes wearing pink high heels. Or C) There has to be some logical explanation but the totally gross images of both A and B prevent my brain from coming up with a C.
TK-1110: If you give it back he'll know you know, but you still won't really know because it's not like he's going to tell you.
TK-432: Say what?
STB: And if I keep it, someone's bound to find it and think the same thing about me we're thinking about Vader. If I toss it, it'll be my luck I'll get caught on a security cam.
TK-1110: I know. Let's ask Fett next time he's here. The P is always sending for him.
TK-432: So... does it fit?
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Click on the image for a closer look of that ugly shoe. :-)
The Secret Shoe on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce has been carrying a dark secret the past few weeks, and unable to bear the burden any longer asks his best friends to his quarters hoping for some advise.
Stormtrooper Bruce: Guys, you remember when Vader took over my quarters while Palpatine was making those upgrades to the officers quarters?
TK-432: Yes, it was awful. No movie nights, burgers or brewskies. Thought he'd never leave!
TK-1110: Um, what is THAT you're holding?
STB: THAT is why I asked you guys here. While cleaning up after Vader left, I found this under the bed. And I've been agonizing ever since about what to do?
TK-432: Dude, that's the ugliest shoe I've ever seen!
TK-1110: Dude! That's serious. The implications are... are...
STB: Exactly. Either A) Vader invited over a lady friend while he was here. Or B) Vader likes wearing pink high heels. Or C) There has to be some logical explanation but the totally gross images of both A and B prevent my brain from coming up with a C.
TK-1110: If you give it back he'll know you know, but you still won't really know because it's not like he's going to tell you.
TK-432: Say what?
STB: And if I keep it, someone's bound to find it and think the same thing about me we're thinking about Vader. If I toss it, it'll be my luck I'll get caught on a security cam.
TK-1110: I know. Let's ask Fett next time he's here. The P is always sending for him.
TK-432: So... does it fit?
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Click on the image for a closer look of that ugly shoe. :-)