Testing Limits off the Death Star
Palpatine is planning another secret mission for his elite group of hand picked troopers, Paplatine's Alpha Niner Tactical Squadron, and has ordered Stormtrooper Bruce to prepare another survival skills class within the week. STB gathers up his friends and drags them across the galaxy, searching uncharted planets for the best hostile environment available.
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Stormtrooper Bruce: OK guys, this place has possibilities. There's snow to melt for water, trees to provide wood for burning and shelter, and animal tracks - so there's game. But still, this might not be challenging enough for those fancy pants.
TK-432: Are you joking? Dis place is horrible! I'm frreeezin. I tink my enviromentl adjustr is brokin. Cant even talk.
Boba Fett: Dude. You can't be calling The P's elite group "fancy pants." If they hear you, they'll put their special skills to work and make you disappear. Forever!
STB: For the last time, it's P.A.N.T.S. And they love being called Palpatine's Fancy Pants.
TK-432: It's betr than beein calld Palpateens undrpants.
TK-1110: Knowing you, there's an hidden insult in there by calling them fancy pants. Right?
STB: What? No way. Would I do that?
Fett: Guys, we can debate what to call them later. What do you think about this planet? Let's make a decision so we can get off of here!
TK-432: Its horrrrbl. It'z the fourth plantae we'b visstde. I wanna leave. Kan't feel mi lips.
TK-1110: I'm with Mumbles here, this is the worst one you've dragged us to. First the desert one, then the water one, the double gravity one and now this ice box that goes on forever. For the love of the Emperor, why are we even here? Can't you, Mr Survival Skills Master, pick something suitable on your own?
STB: Actually, I do think this is the best one. I just needed to see which one would test your limits and make all of you start whining. And this is it! Geez, you're all such a bunch of babies.
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Explore 2-14-14, #119
Testing Limits off the Death Star
Palpatine is planning another secret mission for his elite group of hand picked troopers, Paplatine's Alpha Niner Tactical Squadron, and has ordered Stormtrooper Bruce to prepare another survival skills class within the week. STB gathers up his friends and drags them across the galaxy, searching uncharted planets for the best hostile environment available.
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Stormtrooper Bruce: OK guys, this place has possibilities. There's snow to melt for water, trees to provide wood for burning and shelter, and animal tracks - so there's game. But still, this might not be challenging enough for those fancy pants.
TK-432: Are you joking? Dis place is horrible! I'm frreeezin. I tink my enviromentl adjustr is brokin. Cant even talk.
Boba Fett: Dude. You can't be calling The P's elite group "fancy pants." If they hear you, they'll put their special skills to work and make you disappear. Forever!
STB: For the last time, it's P.A.N.T.S. And they love being called Palpatine's Fancy Pants.
TK-432: It's betr than beein calld Palpateens undrpants.
TK-1110: Knowing you, there's an hidden insult in there by calling them fancy pants. Right?
STB: What? No way. Would I do that?
Fett: Guys, we can debate what to call them later. What do you think about this planet? Let's make a decision so we can get off of here!
TK-432: Its horrrrbl. It'z the fourth plantae we'b visstde. I wanna leave. Kan't feel mi lips.
TK-1110: I'm with Mumbles here, this is the worst one you've dragged us to. First the desert one, then the water one, the double gravity one and now this ice box that goes on forever. For the love of the Emperor, why are we even here? Can't you, Mr Survival Skills Master, pick something suitable on your own?
STB: Actually, I do think this is the best one. I just needed to see which one would test your limits and make all of you start whining. And this is it! Geez, you're all such a bunch of babies.
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Explore 2-14-14, #119