Bake Off Results on the Death Star
The results of the Holiday Bake Off were just announced by the Emperor's Nephew Maximus, with onboard news cameras recording the event. The announcement of the 3 Way Tie did not go over well with one of the contestants.
Stormtrooper Bruce: I can't believe it was a 3 Way Tie. The thought of sharing 1st Prize was bad enough, but then that LOCO TK went all Dr Jeckle & Mr Hyde on us.
TK-1110: Dude don't look now but they're airing your commercial again!
TK-430: We're never going to finish our movie if they keep interrupting it.
STB: I think I'm going to hurl. Palpatine voided the 3 Way Tie, and now no one is getting anything. I was so close! That Nutjob ruined everything.
TK-1110: Dude, head's up. The P's nephew just walked in.
Palpatine's Nephew: Hi, Unka Dude! It's me, Michonne! I just wanted to thank you for saving me. I didn't know gingerbread houses could bounce like that. It was so scary! Don't tell Unka Pappy, but it was also a little cool!
STB: Michonne, why in the universe a 3 way tie? The Blue Jazzberry Fondant Yeti was the clear winner.
Michonne: I didn't want you or that other TK to feel bad about coming in 2nd and 3rd. Unka Pappy said he was unstable. Who knew? What did he mean when he said from the looks of your gingerbread house you were overconstipating something?
STB: I'm really not feeling good right now. You came to thank me? Well, it was nothing; anyone would have done the same thing. Hey, I think I hear your Uncle calling.
Michonne: You're my hero Unka Dude! And Unka Pappy said you could have anything you wanted. So what do you want more than anything in the whole universe?
STB: Some peace and quiet?
TK-1110: Actually, he really wanted the 2nd Place Prize- the life time supply of burgers & booze.
Michonne: OK, that's easy peasy! Just tell me why there's a Wookiee in here eating milk and cookies?
Fett: Um... He's my prisoner and... I'm transporting him.
Michonne: Oh, cool! Hey look, they're airing that announcement again!
Bake Off Results on the Death Star
The results of the Holiday Bake Off were just announced by the Emperor's Nephew Maximus, with onboard news cameras recording the event. The announcement of the 3 Way Tie did not go over well with one of the contestants.
Stormtrooper Bruce: I can't believe it was a 3 Way Tie. The thought of sharing 1st Prize was bad enough, but then that LOCO TK went all Dr Jeckle & Mr Hyde on us.
TK-1110: Dude don't look now but they're airing your commercial again!
TK-430: We're never going to finish our movie if they keep interrupting it.
STB: I think I'm going to hurl. Palpatine voided the 3 Way Tie, and now no one is getting anything. I was so close! That Nutjob ruined everything.
TK-1110: Dude, head's up. The P's nephew just walked in.
Palpatine's Nephew: Hi, Unka Dude! It's me, Michonne! I just wanted to thank you for saving me. I didn't know gingerbread houses could bounce like that. It was so scary! Don't tell Unka Pappy, but it was also a little cool!
STB: Michonne, why in the universe a 3 way tie? The Blue Jazzberry Fondant Yeti was the clear winner.
Michonne: I didn't want you or that other TK to feel bad about coming in 2nd and 3rd. Unka Pappy said he was unstable. Who knew? What did he mean when he said from the looks of your gingerbread house you were overconstipating something?
STB: I'm really not feeling good right now. You came to thank me? Well, it was nothing; anyone would have done the same thing. Hey, I think I hear your Uncle calling.
Michonne: You're my hero Unka Dude! And Unka Pappy said you could have anything you wanted. So what do you want more than anything in the whole universe?
STB: Some peace and quiet?
TK-1110: Actually, he really wanted the 2nd Place Prize- the life time supply of burgers & booze.
Michonne: OK, that's easy peasy! Just tell me why there's a Wookiee in here eating milk and cookies?
Fett: Um... He's my prisoner and... I'm transporting him.
Michonne: Oh, cool! Hey look, they're airing that announcement again!