The Old Eye Chart on The Death Star
Having been asked by Emperor Palpatine to provide survival training for an elite group of hand picked troopers headed to Degobah on a secret mission, Stormtrooper Bruce asked Boba Fett to bring the Venomous Snake Eye Detection Chart he once used back in the day for his own training purposes.
STB: Thanks for bringing the chart. The Fancy Pants Troopers survived their first weeks training, so I'm starting their snake training tomorrow and I remember how handy the chart was when I went through your training.
TK-1110: Dude! I can't believe you and TK-432 actually stole all those snakes from The Tine's Petting Zoo. And you do realize one has just escaped, right?
STB: OK, let's get one thing clear. We borrowed the snakes. I'll return them when I'm done. And why are you hiding behind the t.v.? Look at the chart. Can't you see it's harmless?
TK-1110: There's no way I'm getting close enough to tell what kind it is. I'm staying back here! Besides, I don't trust one of Fett's charts.
Fett: Let me get this straight. You're a seasoned Trooper, a trained killer, an adrenaline junkie who once claimed his middle name was Danger, but you're scared of a little bitty snake?
TK-432: When's the pizza coming? I'm getting hungry!
TK-1110: Dude, isn't that the bogus eye chart you told us Fett used in your training? It's just eye scans of the different aliens he's brought in.
Fett: Awww, they're not just wanted criminals, some are people you actually know. One of them is Palpatine's. And a new one I just added is STB's shapeshifting girlfriend. It's not bogus. There's all kinds of danger in the galaxy, you just need to be able to recognize it in order to survive.
TK-432: Whatever. How many pizzas did you order?
STB: For the last time... that thing was not my girlfriend.
TK-1110: Chart, shmart. Could somebody please, for the love of the Emperor, put that snake back in the cooler? We're missing the movie!
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The Old Eye Chart on The Death Star
Having been asked by Emperor Palpatine to provide survival training for an elite group of hand picked troopers headed to Degobah on a secret mission, Stormtrooper Bruce asked Boba Fett to bring the Venomous Snake Eye Detection Chart he once used back in the day for his own training purposes.
STB: Thanks for bringing the chart. The Fancy Pants Troopers survived their first weeks training, so I'm starting their snake training tomorrow and I remember how handy the chart was when I went through your training.
TK-1110: Dude! I can't believe you and TK-432 actually stole all those snakes from The Tine's Petting Zoo. And you do realize one has just escaped, right?
STB: OK, let's get one thing clear. We borrowed the snakes. I'll return them when I'm done. And why are you hiding behind the t.v.? Look at the chart. Can't you see it's harmless?
TK-1110: There's no way I'm getting close enough to tell what kind it is. I'm staying back here! Besides, I don't trust one of Fett's charts.
Fett: Let me get this straight. You're a seasoned Trooper, a trained killer, an adrenaline junkie who once claimed his middle name was Danger, but you're scared of a little bitty snake?
TK-432: When's the pizza coming? I'm getting hungry!
TK-1110: Dude, isn't that the bogus eye chart you told us Fett used in your training? It's just eye scans of the different aliens he's brought in.
Fett: Awww, they're not just wanted criminals, some are people you actually know. One of them is Palpatine's. And a new one I just added is STB's shapeshifting girlfriend. It's not bogus. There's all kinds of danger in the galaxy, you just need to be able to recognize it in order to survive.
TK-432: Whatever. How many pizzas did you order?
STB: For the last time... that thing was not my girlfriend.
TK-1110: Chart, shmart. Could somebody please, for the love of the Emperor, put that snake back in the cooler? We're missing the movie!
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Viewing Large is always fun.