Lynne's Lens
The Fart-o-Meter
For some strange reason that I will never fathom, my husband (and, sadly, my sons) have a real fascination with flatulence. They find anything having to do with farting hilariously funny, while I just nod my head in disgust. These are the times that it's hard being the only woman in the house!
Well, several years ago, my mother decided to start buying my husband funny fart things on his birthday -- she found a fart clock, a fake fart sound machine, a fart game, fart books, cufflinks in the shape of turds, etc. My husband now has enough items to open a small museum, and anytime I threaten to throw out some of his collection, he won't even hear of it.
So, his birthday was yesterday, and my mom found a Fart-o-Meter Halloween costume for him. Yes, he loved it. Yes, he plans to wear it when we take the kids trick or treating. I'm so proud!
The Fart-o-Meter
For some strange reason that I will never fathom, my husband (and, sadly, my sons) have a real fascination with flatulence. They find anything having to do with farting hilariously funny, while I just nod my head in disgust. These are the times that it's hard being the only woman in the house!
Well, several years ago, my mother decided to start buying my husband funny fart things on his birthday -- she found a fart clock, a fake fart sound machine, a fart game, fart books, cufflinks in the shape of turds, etc. My husband now has enough items to open a small museum, and anytime I threaten to throw out some of his collection, he won't even hear of it.
So, his birthday was yesterday, and my mom found a Fart-o-Meter Halloween costume for him. Yes, he loved it. Yes, he plans to wear it when we take the kids trick or treating. I'm so proud!