Another sad shopping cart story

This story pretty much writes itself. These two bull-male shopping carts engaged in a mating ritual going back as far as a peacock displaying his brightly-colored tail feathers. In order to display dominance to the female shopping cart, bull males will often times circle each other for hours. As this display continues the bull males will become disoriented and dizzy. Sometimes the bull males will circle themselves into a stupor and lose the contents of its basket shaped midsection. The last bull male shopping cart to remain on its wheels will be rewarded and allowed to mate with the cow female shopping cart. Thus, ensuring that the more superior genetic DNA continues within the species. On occasions, both bull males are knocked off their wheels. Without the proper appendages to become upright, they both will moss out on make sweet-passionate love to the cow-female shopping cart cart and eventually, both shopping cart will perish. Please donate note to help raise awareness of this tragic misfortune of appendageless shopping carts.

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