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fuckin tagged.

by antonis and blur-maria. so there is no way to avoid it. mmmmm.

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1. i am a real eel.

2. i have some girl parts as well.

3. the first thing i do in the morning is piss.

4. the last thing i do at night is a secret.

5. i am a fresh water, garden variety eel. but i always wished for a squirt of moray.

6. six is an unjesus-like number. especially if there are three of them in a row or when there is just one of them w a nine living next door.

7. i have a dented ass cheek from spending so much time on the computer.

8. i like missing teeth and facial scars. pls email me if you have been blessed w both.

9. my favourite kinda photo is a self. always. anybody.

10. antonis and maria did a way better job at this.

11. if i could trade places w anyone on flickr for a week , it would have to be bc65s" or his doppleganger bc65x". and then i could see what all this forest fuck stuff is about. and he could monitor my eel and crinkle papers.

12. i used to shit in the toilet every year at christmas and then act like i was wounded or something and fool my step father into running into the can and finding my stupid turd. always made my brother laugh his ass off.

13. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDt42Vs-teI

14. ive never swum w dolphins. they have those dangerous beaks.

15. penguins are cool though. i saw some one time in chicago, flying underwater like little missiles. there was a bay bee beluga too. although those creatures have beaks as well..

16. im not gonna fucking tag anyone. fuck that. this shits painful.

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