lunch hour fun....

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and

point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

 

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

 

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries

with that.

 

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

 

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

 

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

 

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

 

8. Don't use any punctuation.

 

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

 

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat; with a serious face.

 

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

 

12. Sing Along At The Opera

 

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

 

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds

All Day

 

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party

Because You're Not In The Mood.

 

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock

Bottom.

 

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

 

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

 

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To

Have To Let One Of You Go."

 

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send

This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

 

It's Called Therapy.

 

Done