Sophisticated Military Tactics

Sometimes.

 

Just sometimes.

 

Field Marshal Monty Munsterlander.

 

With his trusty servant, Jacko.

 

Stage a swift coup d'état.

 

And take control of the sitting room sofa.

 

Leaving Lord and Lady Carling.

 

Sitting on the floor.

 

Cross-legged.

 

And wondering how things.

 

Could have gone so very very wrong.

 

 

But their humiliation.

 

Is short-lived.

 

For they soon remember.

 

That the mere utterance.

 

Of the words.

 

"Who wants a wee wee?"

 

Sends the usurpers.

 

Exuberantly into the garden.

 

Where the back door.

 

Is firmly slammed behind them.

 

Allowing the balance of power.

 

To be restored.

 

To its rightful owners.

 

 

 

The balance of power.

 

Sofa Power.

Done