Proof Man Flu really does exist!
Girls - this is the very basic kit for the man in your life if he contracts Man Flu.
If he catches this terrible illness, please make sure he is comfortable and untroubled at all times.
As well as what’s in the photo, he will appreciate a regular supply of hot drinks, the TV remote; a pile of his favourite action shoot ‘em up DVD’s and assorted rock albums and of course, being left alone to recover at his own pace.
Sadly, there are some men who only pretend to have Man Flu. This type of man is not be trusted as they will only claim they have it to get out of household chores; get a day off work to watch a football match or go on an all day stag party. These men are a disgrace to the real men of the world who are genuinely incapacitated by the devastating effects of real Man Flu.
If your man asks to watch romantic comedies or listen to Barbra Streisand CD’s – he is only pretending to have it. That is torture beyond belief and no true sufferer would be able to withstand such a terrible curse of additional pain.
You may need to support and attend to your man for 3 or 4 days until the fever has broken. During that time, please show concern and sympathy for him as this will often speed his recovery for you.
If he asks for alcohol during this difficult time, please do not question his judgement as he will know what is best for his body during this troubling period on the road to recovery.
Proof Man Flu really does exist!
Girls - this is the very basic kit for the man in your life if he contracts Man Flu.
If he catches this terrible illness, please make sure he is comfortable and untroubled at all times.
As well as what’s in the photo, he will appreciate a regular supply of hot drinks, the TV remote; a pile of his favourite action shoot ‘em up DVD’s and assorted rock albums and of course, being left alone to recover at his own pace.
Sadly, there are some men who only pretend to have Man Flu. This type of man is not be trusted as they will only claim they have it to get out of household chores; get a day off work to watch a football match or go on an all day stag party. These men are a disgrace to the real men of the world who are genuinely incapacitated by the devastating effects of real Man Flu.
If your man asks to watch romantic comedies or listen to Barbra Streisand CD’s – he is only pretending to have it. That is torture beyond belief and no true sufferer would be able to withstand such a terrible curse of additional pain.
You may need to support and attend to your man for 3 or 4 days until the fever has broken. During that time, please show concern and sympathy for him as this will often speed his recovery for you.
If he asks for alcohol during this difficult time, please do not question his judgement as he will know what is best for his body during this troubling period on the road to recovery.