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SECRET ASIAN MAN

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There's a man who leads a life of danger

And at buffets where he eats he stays a stranger

With every bite he takes another chance he takes

Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

 

Secret Asian man, secret Asian man

They've given you some sushi and taken away your name

 

Beware of tasty chunks that you find

A chunk can hide Samonella and make you blind

Ah, be careful what you eat

Or you'll be puking in the street

Odds are you won't make it to the bathroom.

 

Secret Asian man, secret Asian man

They've given you some stir fry, and you take away a bag.

 

Secret Asian man, secret Asian man

You ordered it by number and they took away your plate

 

Lunchin’ on the Riviera one day

And then barfin' in a Mumbai alley next day

Oh no, sanitation sometimes slips

But it went right past your lips

The odds are you won't make it to the bathroom.

 

Secret Asian man, secret Asian man

They've given you a number and you get zipped up in a bag

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Uploaded on April 9, 2009
Taken on April 8, 2009