// 52_Seventy-three // Judging Jeremy

Hi.

 

My name is Jeremy. Can I come visit sometime?

 

Occasionally I cry blood but this only happens when I've eaten the mushrooms that I found at the bottom of the garden. And OK, maybe my pupils don't dilate. And either my head is too small or my eyes are abnormally big, I can never remember which way round it is.

 

I like to suck my thumb ... but you know that already.

 

I have the world's 63rd most sensible haircut, I'm ranked just below Bill Gates. It's my claim to fame.

 

Although you may not think it I have more than one red t-shirt.

 

I have two, yeah.

 

So, can I come play with you? I promise the blood crying is a tear duct thing and nothing to worry about. At all.

 

So can we play? We can? Great!

 

I'll bring my Fisher Price foldaway sacrificial alter and ceremonial safety knife set and you can catch the goat ...

 

Textures by billionstrang and ~Essence of a Dream~.

 

And it's worth mentioning that the original idea came from Mr Sardonicus who you should really meet.

 

Strobist info: Snooted SB600 to camera left through umbrella at full power, 85mm zoom. Pop-up flash at 1/16 power for fill.

 

Aperture: f8 // Shutter: 1/200 // ISO: 100

 

I creep myself out

Done