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// 52_Forty // The pitfalls of a practising couch potato
Beware the sedentary lifestyle fellow couch lovers.
For too long the humble couch has suffered, been taken for granted, put upon by too many behinds.
Now they are striking back against their mortal emeny - the couch potato.
Be warned that their methods are ninja-like in their stealth. Whilst the couch potato's attention is distracted by TV the embittered sofa slowly devours its victim from the waist, first slurping down the legs and then moving on to the torso.
In this harrowing image you can see the process first hand and at the halfway point, where couch potato's body is being squished flat at point of entry.
Sadly the couch potato captured in this image is no longer with us - he was so hypnotised by TV that he hardly noticed a thing until the pillows closed fatally around his head.
Government officials are recommending that all couch potatoes purchase a beanbag and under no circumstances approach their couch.
Contrary to popular belief this is not a government conspiracy to rid the UK of lazy people. So a statement from the government reads.
Everything is OK.
There is no cause for
alarm. You are safe in your home.
Go about your daily businesszzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Texture on the wall behind couch potato by ~Essence of a Dream~.
Strobist info: SB600 to camera right, full power through umbrella. Fired using Nikon CLS.
// 52_Forty // The pitfalls of a practising couch potato
Beware the sedentary lifestyle fellow couch lovers.
For too long the humble couch has suffered, been taken for granted, put upon by too many behinds.
Now they are striking back against their mortal emeny - the couch potato.
Be warned that their methods are ninja-like in their stealth. Whilst the couch potato's attention is distracted by TV the embittered sofa slowly devours its victim from the waist, first slurping down the legs and then moving on to the torso.
In this harrowing image you can see the process first hand and at the halfway point, where couch potato's body is being squished flat at point of entry.
Sadly the couch potato captured in this image is no longer with us - he was so hypnotised by TV that he hardly noticed a thing until the pillows closed fatally around his head.
Government officials are recommending that all couch potatoes purchase a beanbag and under no circumstances approach their couch.
Contrary to popular belief this is not a government conspiracy to rid the UK of lazy people. So a statement from the government reads.
Everything is OK.
There is no cause for
alarm. You are safe in your home.
Go about your daily businesszzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Texture on the wall behind couch potato by ~Essence of a Dream~.
Strobist info: SB600 to camera right, full power through umbrella. Fired using Nikon CLS.