15> Bill Schitt (the political tit)

Hi!

 

My name is Bill Schitt and I do politics. My friends and constituents call me 'Bull', I guess because of my tenacious nature and no nonsense attitude.

 

There's a general election coming up next month and I would like YOU to vote for ME and MY PARTY. Let me tell you about my party.

 

It's called The Bill Schitt Party (BS Party for short). My party and I stand for:

 

> Loyalty

> Integrity

> Efficiency

> Sense

 

My promise to YOU is that I'll promise to do anything YOU want me to do, BE whatever you want ME to BE and SAY whatever you'd like to hear, just as long as it helps ME get elected.

 

After that I can't make any promises, but that's ME - I'm an honest, up front kinda guy.

 

My promises are as good as the nexy guy’s; I got the suits, the sparkly teeth and the winning smile … so go for it! Vote for ME and your country could be run by BS for the next 5 years!!

 

VOTE BS – THE LEAST WORST CHOICE.

 

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