I Speye
Blaze
Explore 403 on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Life Lessons Learned from a Dog
* If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
* Don't go out without ID.
* Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
* Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
* Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
* Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
* When you do something wrong, always take responsibility
(as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
* If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
Blaze
Explore 403 on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Life Lessons Learned from a Dog
* If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
* Don't go out without ID.
* Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
* Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
* Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
* Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
* When you do something wrong, always take responsibility
(as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
* If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.