The Restaurant at the end of the Universe

You Are Cordially Invited to the Culinary Event of…Well, Everything.

 

MILLIWAYS: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

 

Have you ever wondered what the grand finale tastes like? What symphonies of flavor accompany the universe's ultimate curtain call? At Milliways, you don't have to imagine. You can experience it.

 

Dine at the Edge of Eternity!

 

Witness the Big Crunch: Enjoy your meal as the universe reaches its magnificent, explosive conclusion. (Don't worry, the time bubble ensures your safety... mostly.)

 

A Menu Beyond Imagination: From sentient Ameglian Major Cow (who will happily recommend the best cut) to Nebular Nectar and Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that will redefine your perception of reality, our chefs craft dishes that defy the laws of physics and taste.

 

Celebrity Sightings: Rub elbows with intergalactic rock stars, philosophers from the outer rim, and possibly even a Vogon or two (we keep them in the back, don't worry).

 

Unparalleled Ambiance: Our panoramic view of the universe's final moments is guaranteed to make your dining experience unforgettable.

 

Reservations are... Recommended: Due to the unique nature of our location and the unpredictable nature of the end of the universe, booking well in advance is advised. (Like, really, really far in advance.)

 

Special Offer: Mention this flyer and receive a complimentary "Singularity Sorbet" - a dessert that bends time and taste buds.

 

Milliways: Where the end is just the beginning of your meal.

 

Call Now to Reserve Your Table at the Edge of Time!

 

The Restaurant at the end of the Universe - Douglas Adams

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