Cheat Code
"Got the one and only walkin', talkin', livin' doll"
(Cliff Richard)
Fifteen months: hard to believe I’ve spent a whole year (and a bonus quarter) with the silliest, hottest, and absolutely babygirliest babygirl on this sad planet and survived all the fun and mayhem. You somehow manage to make me laugh until my face hurts while melting my cool. Basically, you’re a total cheat code for happiness. Thanks for being my partner-in-chaos, my favorite person, always open-minded and never judgmental. No one loves people like you do, and I am lucky to be one of them. Love you endlessly, you fatass panda-fond cuntlet. To paraphrase a bunch of Tina Turner songs: 'This not so private dancer is simply the best and makes my windows super steamy'.
Cheat Code
"Got the one and only walkin', talkin', livin' doll"
(Cliff Richard)
Fifteen months: hard to believe I’ve spent a whole year (and a bonus quarter) with the silliest, hottest, and absolutely babygirliest babygirl on this sad planet and survived all the fun and mayhem. You somehow manage to make me laugh until my face hurts while melting my cool. Basically, you’re a total cheat code for happiness. Thanks for being my partner-in-chaos, my favorite person, always open-minded and never judgmental. No one loves people like you do, and I am lucky to be one of them. Love you endlessly, you fatass panda-fond cuntlet. To paraphrase a bunch of Tina Turner songs: 'This not so private dancer is simply the best and makes my windows super steamy'.