Photo🌿Synthesis

(aka 'Kiss my Bark & Get off my Roots')

 

Sometimes I branch out.

 

See the real deal here, as captured by Emo 'Amy' Biedermann, fellow absurdity expert: I Am A Tree

 

Whether you are putting Buns and me on hobby horses at The Chamber or watering my roots as a dark nurse at Le Monde Perdu: you rock, Amy. I salute you with a 'Pommes Gabel'.

 

"I am the lungs of the earth! Now where did I leave my lighter again?"

(Hubert Crackanthorpe)

 

Please remember to take care of your trees. And of all boys & girls & anyone between and beyond those limiting categories: everyone deserves to be watered (most often not literally though, you sneaky golden shower aficionados!)

 

Tree Tune: Belly - Feed the Tree

 

Disclaimer: This image is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real foliage, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No trees, real or imaginary, are being targeted or represented.

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