Senex atque porcus

(aka "Hubert & Ham-let" aka "Moving to Florida")

 

"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."

(H.L. Mencken)

 

"I'm going back down to Florida.

And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.

I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida.

And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.

Well they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.

And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.

I said that when I go down to Florida way,

They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, should not, or could not do, say this right here!"

(Gibby Haines)

 

Porkiest Pitch: Butthole Surfers - Moving to Florida

 

Location: Harvest Moon

 

 

Mr Hubert, sartorially speaking:

 

Hat: Hoorenbeek

 

Glasses: DustyHut

 

Jacket: L & B (exclusive for SeraPLUS: see link)

 

Jeans: Native Urban

 

Beer: RVN

Done