Epic Focus
“The reader is someone with an attention span of about 30 seconds.”
(William Zinsser, On Writing Well: The Classic Guide to Writing Nonfiction)
Bunbuns: I read one and a half line in this book and I think I am going to talk to Clumsie the Panda now, Daddy.
Hubert Crackanthorpe: Sure, Buns. You were reading for almost 6 seconds. Rest your eyes a bit.
Bunbuns: True, Daddy. They hurt. Much like from looking at ugly men.
Hubert Crackanthorpe: I know. You have your own fight against windmills going on. Life's a bitch.
Bunbuns: I have no idea what you're saying, Daddy. But I think Clumsie has crabs *stares at his crotch*
Hubert Crackanthorpe: There goes breeding season.
Incidental Music: Los Campesinos! - We Are All Accelerated Readers
Bunsified Pose: The Sages by Ckey Poses
Epic Focus
“The reader is someone with an attention span of about 30 seconds.”
(William Zinsser, On Writing Well: The Classic Guide to Writing Nonfiction)
Bunbuns: I read one and a half line in this book and I think I am going to talk to Clumsie the Panda now, Daddy.
Hubert Crackanthorpe: Sure, Buns. You were reading for almost 6 seconds. Rest your eyes a bit.
Bunbuns: True, Daddy. They hurt. Much like from looking at ugly men.
Hubert Crackanthorpe: I know. You have your own fight against windmills going on. Life's a bitch.
Bunbuns: I have no idea what you're saying, Daddy. But I think Clumsie has crabs *stares at his crotch*
Hubert Crackanthorpe: There goes breeding season.
Incidental Music: Los Campesinos! - We Are All Accelerated Readers
Bunsified Pose: The Sages by Ckey Poses