Virtual spouse?

#ConquerorNotCompetitor

#FuckTraditionalWeddings

#LoveIsNotAContract

#SecondLife

 

I’m sick and tired of these brainless losers judging me for not following their outdated rules. I’m done pretending like their bullshit is acceptable. It’s time to call them out on their crap.

 

'Why didn’t we marry in SL?' LOL! You’re waiting to see that as proof of her love and respect for me? LOL! '

 

A virtual spouse? That’s #RookieShit

 

We’re the endgame, period. Old-school virtual weddings? Lame. We’re living proof that love 2.0 is the real deal. Forget pixel-perfect nonsense, we’re raw and real. We’ve leveled up, so spare us the congrats on this pathetic tradition. Why settle for fake when we’ve got the full package? Laughs, love, and exclusive access we’re winning. We’re too busy exploring the poly playground to care about the monogamy main quest we already crushed. Game over. #AlreadyWon

 

'She loves me more than all your damn pixelated life stories put together! We don’t need a virtual wedding to prove my worth! '

Done