weather report

Health Minister Karl Lauterbach (SPD) plans heat lockdowns starting at 27°C

 

Due to man-made climate change and the 2000% increase in the CO2 content of the air we breathe, the risk of dying from sudden heat death or suffering a lifelong disability is 400% higher than 10 years ago, especially among vulnerable groups of the population.

The bill is expected to be passed by the Bundestag before the end of June 2023.

 

A climate warning app, which is being developed with taxpayers' money at a cost of 1.2 billion euros, is to inform citizens* about the respective danger situation, and what measures to take:

Bans on going out, regional shutdown of the power grid, blacking out windows, bans on exercise, going out and sports, bans on sexual activity, absolute abstinence from meat, singing, etc.

 

Violations of the protective measures are registered via the app and punished with high fines.

This is done solely for the benefit and protection of the citizens,

to mitigate the effects of the climate catastrophe as much as possible.

 

After all, it is about the continuity of humanity,

said the Minister of Health.

 

[from the editors, June 2023]

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