Christmas Bimbo Bondage

Figured that title would get your attention. Too easy. So I sat down and figured it would be cute if I wrapped myself in lights. Here's what happened next - started at the feet and that didn't work. Then started at the top and pulled the extension cord out. Hobbled to the outlet and plugged it back in. Gave up and started all over. I wrapped and rewrapped at least four times just to get it to look like this. Imagine. While I'm doing it the lights were flickering on and off and kept getting knotted with my hair. So I'm thinking I'm going to jolt myself and someone is going to find me smoked on the floor wrapped up in icicle lights while trying to dress like an adult schoolgirl even though I'm an adult man. Sure I could have just posted myself in this very cute outfit (and I will soon enough). Sure I could have maybe just held the lights. But does that sound like me or does this?

 

Please be advised that I am an adult and live near a licensed electrician so all safety precautions were taken. Be aware of and follow all codes and regulations pertaining to electrical safety in your particular jurisdiction. Do not hang Christmas lights even on yourself without the proper gear, including plaid skirt with suspenders, pantyhose and ankle boots. Risks even under the best circumstances include electrocution, shock, scorching, melting, sterilization, and the confirmation you are an idiot.

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