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BREAKING NEWS: New President of Traditional Women Against Trannies .(TWAT)

Maybelline McGillicuddy of Weeki Wachee, Florida has been installed as the leader of TWAT for 2026. She will take on the heroic task of commanding this national lobbying organization of authentic females born with a uterus who are fighting the scourge of transwomen, crossdressers and all manner of related poofs who are ruining the American way of life. Influential TWAT thought leaders have been immensely successful in formulating the principles espoused by the Republican Party as it beats back the tidal wave of sexual deviants and fetishists who have spread their fanaticism under Democrat regimes. In her first day in office McGillicuddy promised to execute an energetic strategy to follow the prohibition set forth in the Book of Deuteronomy that men must not wear garments of women to avoid being drafted into the Israelite army and get killed by Philistines. Such explicit biblical underpinnings “clearly support the righteousness of God-fearing Americans to oppress trannies”, she said as she took the oath of office.

Ms. McGillicuddy has been a rabid proponent of legislation around the country seeking to eliminate the terror of men using toilets intended for females and preventing muscular boys from wearing lipstick and dominating girls’ sports events. Notably, as the coordinator of the highly effective women’s Bathroom Monitoring (BM) program for the Florida Highway Patrol, she has been responsible for ensuring that not a single male disguised as a woman enters those sacred spaces for defecation, urination and their insidious flash photography. Undercover officers, many of whom were former winners of womanless beauty contests in schools throughout the south, have been deployed in female restrooms from Jacksonville to Key Largo with unbelievable results. Even during the peak of the Halloween season when trannies are often seen in public spaces, not a single incident of restroom trespassing by deviant interlopers was recorded anywhere in the state. Clearly, they were aware of the BM campaign and feared arrest and prosecution as a felon. The team did not bother to go to Key West for obvious reasons as the number of drag queens outnumber the tourists there.

As President of TWAT, Ms. McGillicuddy will be asking Congress to pass legislation in the next session to establish a national hotline for saintly patriots to report the existence of trans people in all public spaces that receive any form of federal assistance, including hospitals and city sidewalks. She has secured the toll-free number of 1-800- ISEEATG ( 800-473-3284) and hopes to succeed in this vital effort to make America free of men pretending to be girls and vice versa.

 

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Uploaded on January 4, 2026