The DA World Court Bunker

The World Court of Decisive Action meets under a public men's room in territory G4. This is a transcript of their proceedings, as recorded by General Tequila's duck:

 

Chief Magistrate Frost: *penguin noises*

 

Wombat: The CM says all come to order.

 

Hughes: You speak penguin?

 

Lee: I thought the announcement said to leave all pets outside?

 

Sparkle: *mustache blustery noise* I believe the cat, rabbit, and penguin ARE generals, Lee. Except the duck. Frost said the duck can stand in for Tequila.

 

Mustache: *meow*

 

Farok: Mustache get off the table! Cats can't have donuts!

 

Jeff: Hi everyone, my name is Jeff and I'm an alcoholic.

 

All: Hi, Jeff.

 

Berryessa: Jeff, this is a DA meeting not an AA meeting.

 

Hughes: Might as well be. Did you see Tequila and STupOr upstairs? I am pretty sure they could not figure out the hidden lift so just got smashed instead.

 

CM Frost: *loud penguin noises*

 

Wombat: The CM demands court come to order!

 

MEANWHILE UPSTAIRS

 

Commander Goldman: What a dump. How did DA reach this sad state. I mean, these plates aren't even pressed down all the way. Tequila! Isn't this by your territory? Why are we meeting in a men's room?

 

*Tequila grins and sways. Goldman hits Tequila with his punch-stick. Tequila grins and sways.*

 

Werewolf: I can't believe we voted to put the World Court here. Brutoncraft, is the lift broken?

 

Brutoncraft: Naw, Navarre just needs to send it back up.

 

Werewolf: *sulks* I wish this was a poetry slam.

 

Goldman: STuPor! Where the hell are Roontree and Inman?

 

STupOr: *belches loudly* The stalls. *loud flatulence comes from a stall*

 

Tilney: Holy smokes Tequila, you didn't hit the urinal like...at all.

 

Goldman: Looks like the punch-stick is going to be working OT tonight.

 

BACK IN THE BUNKER

 

Navarre (at the secret door): Blasted security. What a mess. I will have a word with Frost about this. Now what was the secret knock again?

 

KNOCKS

 

Sparkle: That must be Navarre, he always screws up the knock. Should I let him in?

 

Berryessa: Yeah, but arm the security pie first.

 

Mustache: *prrrrr*

 

Hughes: I miss Mojo too, Mustache. Hey Berryessa, isn't it a little weird we have to enter through a MEN's room?

 

Berryessa: If by weird you mean kinky *wink*. Isn't Von Barron adorable? I am glad I won't need to go to war with that fluffy bunny. *makes beckoning noises to Von Barron. Mustache pounces toward her and Von Barron hides under the lectern.*

 

*Hughes slowly looks away and reaches for a donut.*

 

KNOCK

 

Frost: *farts in the direction of Wombat*

 

Wombat: Okay okay I'll let Navarre in.

 

Jeff: I have been sober now for...12 minutes.

 

Farok: Alcohol is a waste of water. It dehydrates you. You should try spice.

 

Lee: How the hell did this Jeff guy even get in to a SECRET MEETING? Why is a penguin in charge? Who serves fish at a meeting?! We can't even understand him. *motions to eight ball*. I mean...is that %^&*^ing magic eight ball?

 

Frost: *penguin noises*

 

Wombat: CM Frost says this concludes this weeks session of the World Court.

 

SPLAT NOISE

 

Navarre: Oh for crying out loud the pie AGAIN?

 

 

Cast: www.flickr.com/photos/188464565@N06/galleries/72157714926...

 

Podium/map: www.flickr.com/photos/188464565@N06/50072236062/in/datepo...

 

Security checkpoint: www.flickr.com/photos/188464565@N06/50072236177/in/datepo...

 

Lift: www.flickr.com/photos/188464565@N06/50072236397/in/datepo...

 

*Remember, all in good fun.

Done