Phil! It's Happening!

Ahoy there and howdy!

My name is Zeke (She/Fae/They) and I am delighted to invite you to our first ever round of CRACK FANDOM MONTHLY: Hoa Hoa Hoa edition.

 

BACKGROUND:

Now, this event IS in reference to that one vampire series where they sparkle and dazzle and run with shifters (not werewolves), but DID YOU KNOW The Quileute Tribe of La Push, who were prominently featured in the series (books AND films) never made a SINGLE PENNY from the franchise? And none of the actors were Quileute themselves aside from the first movie's 'extras' (Taylor Lautner and Booboo Stewart aren't even Indigenous???)

 

Their nation was co-opted, appropriated, and paraded with nonsense legends the author created, and the tribe were not only disrespected by not getting paid, but the production company decided they had NO RIGHT to use the Quileute 'Tribal art' from the franchise to capitalize on their own!

And now they actively have to inform visitors that "no we don't shape shift, please don't trash our lands, please respect our culture-- and also, we're trying to relocate our tribal buildings out of the tsunami zone, can you please help us?".

AND THAT is where Crack Fandom Monthly AND YOU come in.

 

IMPORTANT:

For this event, I am not asking for ANY fees from creators for their booth.

I am not going to charge late fees if your product isn't ready (I will send you love notes to make sure you're okay, instead!!!)

 

However, I would LOVE if you, at the end of the event, would tally up the amount you sold, and donate ANY PERCENTAGE OF YOUR CHOOSING to the Quileute Tribe's Move To Higher Ground Fundraiser (mthg.org). I will not be policing you, it's just a suggestion.

 

[There will be an opportunity to donate to a jar which I will then donate on behalf of the event at the end (I donate every year anyways!)]

 

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NOW TO THE EVENT INFO.

Setup will begin 11/18, the event will 'officially' open 11/21 at 5pm SLT.

There are currently 16 booth spaces available. I am willing to add more spaces if demand is higher :)

Discord for creators & Booth Shape/Size available in NC.-- I currently have a 'booth' in the space, you are welcome to use it or bring your own or whatever works best for you!

[Current Booth link: (NS Chise Booth) marketplace.secondlife.com/p/NS-Chise-Booth/27083393

Crack Fandom Monthly Group: secondlife:///app/group/ab805e1e-86f8-30e6-609f-cdd827f2cbd2/about

 

Reqs:

1) The region is an ADULT Region, no children/child avatars permitted, they will be removed if they do not look over 18.

1a)**Additionally, please keep the references to Renesmee Cullen to a minimum (Chuckesmee is always fair game if you wish)

1b) This means go nuts with adult shenanigans I'm not judging. If you wanna sell a "Daddy Carlisle" shirt, do it.

 

2) Please do not reference 'Imprinting', or anything that denigrates the Quileute Tribe (the author made a TERRIBLE DECISION referring to them as "Savages" and "Dogs" which has been a long running slur against Indigenous people to make us less than human and remove our agency). Rats, rat mentions, rat memes are fine (cause they live in the sewers of Volterra)

2a) I have to say this and it's sad I do, but racism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, Zionism, and MAGA-bullshit will not be tolerated. Anyone who dislikes this can argue with a wall, they'll get farther.

 

3) OTHERWISE there is absolutely FULL permission to make all the dumbass werewolf, vampire, ice penis, new moon cup and Dolphussy jokes you want, and make fun of the series or be incredibly serious about your love of the series! Say other vampires are better, point out that Lestat would be absolutely LIVID he didn't sparkle in the sunlight and be petty about it!!!

3a) if you need ideas or inspiration, ask me and I will hand you as many fucking memes/ideas as I can find. If you want direct from the source: www.facebook.com/groups/twilightshitposting

 

[Disclaimer: Crack Fandom Monthly, myself, Second Life, and every single diety in existence are NOT at fault if you are traumatized by any content in what is affectionately referred to as a Twilight Shitposting Dumpster Fire. May the New Moon Cup bless you and may you run faster than Mommy Kayla with her sock full of chewed marbles.]

 

4) If you want to re-release an item with a special color/graphic what have you, do it. There is no requirement for an event exclusive item. You are more than welcome to fill the space of the booth with previous creations to boost sales! This event is about helping each other, supporting the Quileute tribe and having FUN.

 

5) And finally: This Event will REJECT, EJECT, and REMOVE anything created with AI. That goes for the product, advertisement, booth, graphic, etc. We are PROUD TO BE HUMAN MADE and want to support creators who put in the time, not put in a prompt.

 

***Setup will begin 11/18, the event will 'officially' open 11/21 at 5pm SLT.

Please let me know of your interest before 11/07***

 

Please feel free to share, this is an open invitation to all creators who do not use AI and have bandwidth! And I am open to any questions!

 

Thank you for your consideration (and reading this I'm sorry I'm bad at summaries)

Done