Confession Coffee Time
I Remember When My Boy Came To Me And Asked, "Dad, How Was I Born?"
I Thought For A Moment And Said, "Well Boy, I Guess You're Gonna Need To Know One Day Anyway."
"Your Mom And I Got Together In An On-Line Chatroom."
"Then I Set Up A Date Via E-mail With Your Mom, And We Met In A Cyber Cafe."
"We Snuck Into A Secluded Room And Googled Each Other. There Your Mom Agreed To A Download From My Hard Drive."
"As Soon As I Was Ready To Upload, We Discovered That Neither Of Us Had Used A Firewall, And Since It Was Too Late To Hit The Delete Button, Nine Months Later A Little Pop-Up Appeared That Said: "You've Got Male!"
Confession Coffee Time
I Remember When My Boy Came To Me And Asked, "Dad, How Was I Born?"
I Thought For A Moment And Said, "Well Boy, I Guess You're Gonna Need To Know One Day Anyway."
"Your Mom And I Got Together In An On-Line Chatroom."
"Then I Set Up A Date Via E-mail With Your Mom, And We Met In A Cyber Cafe."
"We Snuck Into A Secluded Room And Googled Each Other. There Your Mom Agreed To A Download From My Hard Drive."
"As Soon As I Was Ready To Upload, We Discovered That Neither Of Us Had Used A Firewall, And Since It Was Too Late To Hit The Delete Button, Nine Months Later A Little Pop-Up Appeared That Said: "You've Got Male!"