Coffee Time
A State Trooper Pulled Over An 87 Year Old Woman For An Inop Tail Light. As He Checked Her License, He Was Surprised To See A Concealed Carry Permit Attached. Taken Aback, He Asked Her If She Had A Gun On Her.
In Her Crackly Voice, She Said She Had A .45 Automatic In The Glove Box. The Trooper, Curious, Asked Her If She Had Any Other Weapons. She Nodded And Said She Had A 9mm Glock In The Center Console. Shocked, He Asked If She Had Any More. She Lifted Her Purse And Said "Well, I've Got A .38 Special In Here Too."
Astonished, He Asked. "Ma'am, What Are You Afraid Of?
The Old Lady Grinned And Said, "Not A Damn Thing."
Coffee Time
A State Trooper Pulled Over An 87 Year Old Woman For An Inop Tail Light. As He Checked Her License, He Was Surprised To See A Concealed Carry Permit Attached. Taken Aback, He Asked Her If She Had A Gun On Her.
In Her Crackly Voice, She Said She Had A .45 Automatic In The Glove Box. The Trooper, Curious, Asked Her If She Had Any Other Weapons. She Nodded And Said She Had A 9mm Glock In The Center Console. Shocked, He Asked If She Had Any More. She Lifted Her Purse And Said "Well, I've Got A .38 Special In Here Too."
Astonished, He Asked. "Ma'am, What Are You Afraid Of?
The Old Lady Grinned And Said, "Not A Damn Thing."