Coffee Time

Me: "Did You Hear The One About The Pirate?"

 

Gabe: *Sigh* "I Know I'm Gonna Regret This...But, No."

 

Me: "A Pirate Walked Into A Bar And The Bartender Said, 'Hey, Haven't Seen You In A While. What Happened? You Look Terrible.'

'What do You Mean?' Said The Pirate, 'I Feel Fine.'

Bartender: 'What About The Wooden Leg? You Didn't Have That Before.'

Pirate: 'Well, We Were In A Battle And I Got Hit With A Cannon Ball, But I'm Fine Now.'

Bartender: 'Ok, But What About The Hook? What Happened To Your Hand?'

Pirate: 'We Were In Another Battle. I Boarded The Ship, Got Into A Sword Fight And My Hand Was Cut Off. But, I'm Fine Now...really.'

Bartender: 'What About The Eye Patch?'

Pirate: "Oh, One Day We Were At Sea And A Flock Of Birds Flew Over. I Looked Up And One Of Them Shit In My Eye.'

Bartender: 'You're Kidding, You Lost An Eye Just From Bird Shit?'

Pirate: 'It Was My First Day With The Hook."

 

Done