Coffee Time

Me: "Did You Hear About Phil, Who Works The Primate House At The Zoo?"

 

Chuck: "No."

 

Me: "Yeah, I Guess A Monkey Attacked Him By Throwing Feces At Him."

 

Chuck: "Really?"

 

Me: "Yeah, Phil Got Rushed To The Hospital With Turd Degree Burns."

 

Chuck: "Why? Just...Why?"

Done