Coffee Time
Me: "A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking about my own funeral...I'm a Gynecologist."
The Proctologist fainted.
Coffee Time
Me: "A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking about my own funeral...I'm a Gynecologist."
The Proctologist fainted.