Good Samaritan Coffee Time

Operator: "911, What's Your Emergency?"

Me: "A Guy Just Got Hit By A Car And I Need An Ambulance!"

Operator: "What's Your Location?"

Me: "I'm On Eucalyptus Street."

Operator: "Can You Spell That For Me?"

(Long Awkward Pause)

Operator: "Sir? Are You Still There?"

Me: "I'm Gonna Drag Him Over To Pine Street And Call Right Back."

Done