Coffee Time
At A Hotel Restaurant A Man Sees An Attractive Woman Sitting Alone At The Next Table.
Suddenly, She Sneezes, And A Glass Eye Comes Flying Out Of Her Eye Socket. It Hurls By The Man And He Snatches It Out Of The Air And Hands It Back To Her.
"This Is So Embarrassing", The Woman Says, And Pops Her Eye Back InPlace. "I'm Sorry To Have Disturbed You. Let Me Make It Up To You And Buy Dinner. May I Join You?" He Nods.
The Woman Is A Stimulating Conversationalist, Stunningly Pretty And The Man Finds They Have A Lot In Common.
He Gets Her Phone Number And Asks, "You're The Most Charming Woman I've Ever Encountered. Are You This Nice To Every Guy You Meet?"
"No." She Replies. "You Just Happened To Have Caught My Eye."
Arr arr....ahem
Coffee Time
At A Hotel Restaurant A Man Sees An Attractive Woman Sitting Alone At The Next Table.
Suddenly, She Sneezes, And A Glass Eye Comes Flying Out Of Her Eye Socket. It Hurls By The Man And He Snatches It Out Of The Air And Hands It Back To Her.
"This Is So Embarrassing", The Woman Says, And Pops Her Eye Back InPlace. "I'm Sorry To Have Disturbed You. Let Me Make It Up To You And Buy Dinner. May I Join You?" He Nods.
The Woman Is A Stimulating Conversationalist, Stunningly Pretty And The Man Finds They Have A Lot In Common.
He Gets Her Phone Number And Asks, "You're The Most Charming Woman I've Ever Encountered. Are You This Nice To Every Guy You Meet?"
"No." She Replies. "You Just Happened To Have Caught My Eye."
Arr arr....ahem