"I Ain't Goin' Nowhere"

Never go nowhere, man

I never go nowhere

Traffic's bad out there, man

I'm savin' wear and tear

I like conditioned air, man

I never go nowhere

 

I go upstairs, downstairs,

backyard, lawn chairs

Living room, bathroom,

bedroom, furnace room

Hot tub, cedar deck,

build a fire, washer/dryer

Pantry, patio,

Bartiromo video

Cold cellar, rec room,

ping pong, mahjong

Beer count wearin' thin,

speed dial, order in

 

I ain't goin' nowhere, man

I ain't goin' nowhere

It's dangerous out there, man

Might 'a been a big bomb scare

Hard to get off of this easy chair

I ain't goin' nowhere

 

I go online, DSL,

Amazon, buy and sell

EBay, layaway,

last bid noon today

Plasma, Judy Judge,

broadband, Matt Drudge

JCrew, B & N,

dot com, CNN

Jpeg, e-mail,

pop-up she-male

Shower cam, filter spam,

slam bam, I think it's ma'am

 

I ain't goin' nowhere, man

Never gonna go nowhere

It's a bungled jungle out there, man

Some kid got mauled by a bear

Surround sound in my own lair

I ain't goin' nowhere

 

I got perimeter, motion,

doggy door, mail call

Peep hole, Avon,

wireless, strobes on

PIN code, keypad,

relay, pepper spray

Home base, interface,

three-zone, plug 'n play

Infrared, photocell,

squad car, decibel

Choppers up, sonic boom,

activate the panic room

 

I'm on Ritalin, Coumadin,

Zantac, Lipitor

Diazepam, Nexium,

Prevacid, Percocet

Levitra, Levaquin,

Elavil, Fosamax

Plavix, Keflex,

next day FedEx

Zithromax, Avelox,

Flexeril, Topamax

Prozac, Ativan, Adderall,

I take 'em all

 

I ain't goin' nowhere, man

Never gonna go nowhere

I'm cuttin' my own hair, man

Nothin' I need out there

Outside sunny, but inside Cher

I ain't goin' nowhere

 

-Rick Moranis "Ain't Goin' Nowhere"

 

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