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Lego TV reporter interview
The Town of Bedlam: Scene 33
[Sarah] This is Sarah Adams reporting live from Dragontooth Bay with more breaking news. Just moments ago I was an eye witness to a band of terrorists who entered that cave behind me. They were holding two hostages at gunpoint. Two officers ran inside ahead of everyone else and a minute later there was a loud boom. The rest of the officers entered and we heard what sounded like gunfire followed by a loud explosion.
Oh look.. here comes the heroic officers now and it appears they have a prisoner. Let's see if we can find out what happened. This is officer Hayes and Barnham. We met about an hour ago. Officer Barnham, could you tell the audience what happened in there?
[Officer Barnham] How many people are watching this?
[Sarah] Well, considering this is really huge news.. probably the whole world is watching you right now.
[Officer Barnham] Oh.. we are victorious! After we made our way inside the cave we had to walk through a maze of blood and guts. They used to be our co-workers before they were blown to bits. It had the feeling of being inside a Halloween fun house for a moment there. I have to admit, I'm not going to miss officer Boggs much. He was a douchebag and he was to chicken shit to face me in the boxing ring.
[Sarah] What happened after that?
[Officer Barnham] Then the terrorists shot both hostages and Tex gave Hayes the order to fire his rocket launcher. I've never seen anything like that before. It was bombtastic!
[Sarah] Officer Hayes, can you tell us what you're feeling right now?
[Officer Hayes] I don't really know. I think I'm feeling great. I'm not sure. Strange, it didn't hit me until just now.
[Sarah] What didn't?
[Officer Hayes] That I just killed multiple people. Suddenly I don't feel so good. I think I need to go sit down for a few minutes and contemplate.
[Officer Barnham] You go do that partner, take a breather fit for a hero!
[Sarah] I hope everything is alright with him.
[Officer Barnham] He'll be fine. He just needs a moment.
[Tex] Hayes, I saw you sitting over here looking like you're down in the dumps. What's eating you up inside?
[Officer Hayes] That was the first time I ever killed someone. I'm being bombarded with feelings coming at me from all directions.
[Tex] Listen up son, what you did took real grit. Not everyone has the backbone to take another man's life. I was 8 years old when I quit hiding in the shadow of my Mama's apron. The fact of the matter is that we live in a world where wickedness is lurking from behind every bush, around every corner, under every bridge. It's everywhere Hayes. There's a piss ton of evil people that deserve to be buried as soon as possible.
Take these two miscreants for example. The both of 'em are already corpses, they just don't know it yet. That pedophile clown's record says that he either molested or sexually assaulted more than five hundred adolescents. Why someone like him is still breathing has me baffled. He should've been put down a long time ago. Degenerates like him only create misery for others. It's a chain reaction of suffering for everyone involved and it's constantly branching out. Anytime you have the opportunity to remove a criminal from the living world you're performing a great service. Do you see what I'm getting at? All I can do is explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
[Officer Hayes] That's a good point. I hadn't looked at it like that before.
[Tex] What are they teaching you at the police academy nowadays? Think I need to have a talk with the instructors there. I'm of the opinion they're making you boys softer with each graduating class. In my book that'll only get you cashed out. So, where are you gonna go when you leave here?
[Officer Hayes] We were on our way to visit the prison to have a look around when we spotted the terrorists.
[Tex] That's a right smart plan you got there. I wouldn't mind going with and getting the list of all inmates serving a life sentence and put a slug in all their brains.. but I gotta stay behind and find out what this terrorist knows. If the prison warden gives you any trouble you tell 'em that I'll put him on trial if he gives you any problems.
[Officer Hayes] Okay, I will. Thanks for the talk. I actually feel much better now.
[Officer Bloomberg] Officer Hayes, here's a back-up rocket. Anytime you fire one off we'll bring you a spare. Good work on killing those terrorists! You're a true role model for the kids to look up to. Keep up the good work, we're all rooting for you!
Lego TV reporter interview
The Town of Bedlam: Scene 33
[Sarah] This is Sarah Adams reporting live from Dragontooth Bay with more breaking news. Just moments ago I was an eye witness to a band of terrorists who entered that cave behind me. They were holding two hostages at gunpoint. Two officers ran inside ahead of everyone else and a minute later there was a loud boom. The rest of the officers entered and we heard what sounded like gunfire followed by a loud explosion.
Oh look.. here comes the heroic officers now and it appears they have a prisoner. Let's see if we can find out what happened. This is officer Hayes and Barnham. We met about an hour ago. Officer Barnham, could you tell the audience what happened in there?
[Officer Barnham] How many people are watching this?
[Sarah] Well, considering this is really huge news.. probably the whole world is watching you right now.
[Officer Barnham] Oh.. we are victorious! After we made our way inside the cave we had to walk through a maze of blood and guts. They used to be our co-workers before they were blown to bits. It had the feeling of being inside a Halloween fun house for a moment there. I have to admit, I'm not going to miss officer Boggs much. He was a douchebag and he was to chicken shit to face me in the boxing ring.
[Sarah] What happened after that?
[Officer Barnham] Then the terrorists shot both hostages and Tex gave Hayes the order to fire his rocket launcher. I've never seen anything like that before. It was bombtastic!
[Sarah] Officer Hayes, can you tell us what you're feeling right now?
[Officer Hayes] I don't really know. I think I'm feeling great. I'm not sure. Strange, it didn't hit me until just now.
[Sarah] What didn't?
[Officer Hayes] That I just killed multiple people. Suddenly I don't feel so good. I think I need to go sit down for a few minutes and contemplate.
[Officer Barnham] You go do that partner, take a breather fit for a hero!
[Sarah] I hope everything is alright with him.
[Officer Barnham] He'll be fine. He just needs a moment.
[Tex] Hayes, I saw you sitting over here looking like you're down in the dumps. What's eating you up inside?
[Officer Hayes] That was the first time I ever killed someone. I'm being bombarded with feelings coming at me from all directions.
[Tex] Listen up son, what you did took real grit. Not everyone has the backbone to take another man's life. I was 8 years old when I quit hiding in the shadow of my Mama's apron. The fact of the matter is that we live in a world where wickedness is lurking from behind every bush, around every corner, under every bridge. It's everywhere Hayes. There's a piss ton of evil people that deserve to be buried as soon as possible.
Take these two miscreants for example. The both of 'em are already corpses, they just don't know it yet. That pedophile clown's record says that he either molested or sexually assaulted more than five hundred adolescents. Why someone like him is still breathing has me baffled. He should've been put down a long time ago. Degenerates like him only create misery for others. It's a chain reaction of suffering for everyone involved and it's constantly branching out. Anytime you have the opportunity to remove a criminal from the living world you're performing a great service. Do you see what I'm getting at? All I can do is explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
[Officer Hayes] That's a good point. I hadn't looked at it like that before.
[Tex] What are they teaching you at the police academy nowadays? Think I need to have a talk with the instructors there. I'm of the opinion they're making you boys softer with each graduating class. In my book that'll only get you cashed out. So, where are you gonna go when you leave here?
[Officer Hayes] We were on our way to visit the prison to have a look around when we spotted the terrorists.
[Tex] That's a right smart plan you got there. I wouldn't mind going with and getting the list of all inmates serving a life sentence and put a slug in all their brains.. but I gotta stay behind and find out what this terrorist knows. If the prison warden gives you any trouble you tell 'em that I'll put him on trial if he gives you any problems.
[Officer Hayes] Okay, I will. Thanks for the talk. I actually feel much better now.
[Officer Bloomberg] Officer Hayes, here's a back-up rocket. Anytime you fire one off we'll bring you a spare. Good work on killing those terrorists! You're a true role model for the kids to look up to. Keep up the good work, we're all rooting for you!