Understanding a Yorkshireman

Understanding a Yorkshireman

 

A farmer in Yorkshire spots a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts,

“Ey up cock! Tha’ dun’ wanna be drinkin’ watta frum thar, it’s full o’ hoss piss an’ cow shite”.

 

The bloke says, “Excuse me? I’m from London, can you speak a bit slower, pleaser?”

 

The farmer replies, “Ow, ay. If - you - use - two - hands - you - won’t - spill - any”!!!

Done