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The Bat Chronicles Volume 2 Issue 12, "Jason pt. 2"
The car was mostly fine, except for some minor scrapes and scratches, but the wall was obliterated. My ears were ringing, as I looked up, and saw the Joker standing there, with a couple thugs. That jackass is in charge of all the dumb thugs that fight me all the time. One of his thugs standing with him, who I've beat up a couple times, was Harley Quinn. He also had Superman beside him, in a weird, purple barrel, with some weird green glow around it. I got out of the car, as Batman did the same.
Batman: J-...J-Joker?
Joker: Batsy!!! Long time no see! How's it been? And how in the name of hell did you find this place?
Batman: The kid crashed the car, was just lucky. I'll have a talk with him later. My question for you is what are you doing here? And what are you doing to Superman?!
Joker: Ah, all good questions... For you see, Mr. Luthor has given me the pleasure of obtaining 500 dollars worth of kryptonite for free, which I'm using some of to torture Supes over there, by request of Lex. What a nice man, wouldn't you agree?
Superman: Ugh... Agh!
Joker: Heh heh heh... Well, anyways, I'm using this building in particular because it's incognito... Not the usual flashing lights of bright colours I usually use, just to... Subvert your expectations, I suppose.
Batman: Clever. But this charade is stopping right now, Clown..!
Batman pulled out a batarang, and held it over his head, about to throw it at Joker, but Joker put both of his hands out, blocking himself...
Joker: Wait wait wait, Bats! You're not gonna hurt me just yet, are you? I haven't yet explained my master plan...
Robin: And that is..?
Joker turned over to Harley...
Joker: Harley?
Harley Quinn: Uh huh?
Joker: Can you press the button, please?
Harley Quinn: Sure thing, puddin'!
She pulled out a remote control from her pocket, and pressed a large, red button on it... A ridiculous looking car, with huge, purple wheels rolled into the room.
Joker: Behold! The Joker-Mobile!!! Hah heh ha ha ha!
Robin: ...What is that thing?
Joker: Oh, are you not scarred, birdbrain? Well, I assure you will be soon!!!
He pressed a smaller, green button on the remote, that he quickly stole from Harley. A cannon on the back shot up, shooting what looked like kryptonite down in the barrel Superman was in.
Superman: Aghh!!! Ach... Ugh!!!
Joker: Hah hah ha ha ha!!!
Batman, reaching out his hand: Stop it, now!
He threw his batarang at the cannon on the "Joker-Mobile". It turned to it's side, and began shooting down at me and Batman... The sharp pieces cut through our suits.
Batman: Ach!
Robin: *uff*! Ugh!
Joker turned it off...
Joker: And now, you see the potential of this machine. And now, just remember... It has wheels! It's mobile, Bats! And it fires much more than just kryptonite... It also fires my patented laughing gas! This bad boy is gonna be driven all over Gotham, and there's nothing you can do about it! Heh heh heh heh!!!
~Madam Web
The Bat Chronicles Volume 2 Issue 12, "Jason pt. 2"
The car was mostly fine, except for some minor scrapes and scratches, but the wall was obliterated. My ears were ringing, as I looked up, and saw the Joker standing there, with a couple thugs. That jackass is in charge of all the dumb thugs that fight me all the time. One of his thugs standing with him, who I've beat up a couple times, was Harley Quinn. He also had Superman beside him, in a weird, purple barrel, with some weird green glow around it. I got out of the car, as Batman did the same.
Batman: J-...J-Joker?
Joker: Batsy!!! Long time no see! How's it been? And how in the name of hell did you find this place?
Batman: The kid crashed the car, was just lucky. I'll have a talk with him later. My question for you is what are you doing here? And what are you doing to Superman?!
Joker: Ah, all good questions... For you see, Mr. Luthor has given me the pleasure of obtaining 500 dollars worth of kryptonite for free, which I'm using some of to torture Supes over there, by request of Lex. What a nice man, wouldn't you agree?
Superman: Ugh... Agh!
Joker: Heh heh heh... Well, anyways, I'm using this building in particular because it's incognito... Not the usual flashing lights of bright colours I usually use, just to... Subvert your expectations, I suppose.
Batman: Clever. But this charade is stopping right now, Clown..!
Batman pulled out a batarang, and held it over his head, about to throw it at Joker, but Joker put both of his hands out, blocking himself...
Joker: Wait wait wait, Bats! You're not gonna hurt me just yet, are you? I haven't yet explained my master plan...
Robin: And that is..?
Joker turned over to Harley...
Joker: Harley?
Harley Quinn: Uh huh?
Joker: Can you press the button, please?
Harley Quinn: Sure thing, puddin'!
She pulled out a remote control from her pocket, and pressed a large, red button on it... A ridiculous looking car, with huge, purple wheels rolled into the room.
Joker: Behold! The Joker-Mobile!!! Hah heh ha ha ha!
Robin: ...What is that thing?
Joker: Oh, are you not scarred, birdbrain? Well, I assure you will be soon!!!
He pressed a smaller, green button on the remote, that he quickly stole from Harley. A cannon on the back shot up, shooting what looked like kryptonite down in the barrel Superman was in.
Superman: Aghh!!! Ach... Ugh!!!
Joker: Hah hah ha ha ha!!!
Batman, reaching out his hand: Stop it, now!
He threw his batarang at the cannon on the "Joker-Mobile". It turned to it's side, and began shooting down at me and Batman... The sharp pieces cut through our suits.
Batman: Ach!
Robin: *uff*! Ugh!
Joker turned it off...
Joker: And now, you see the potential of this machine. And now, just remember... It has wheels! It's mobile, Bats! And it fires much more than just kryptonite... It also fires my patented laughing gas! This bad boy is gonna be driven all over Gotham, and there's nothing you can do about it! Heh heh heh heh!!!
~Madam Web